I expected it to be fine
Taking a day trip with Gray Line.

I was willing and thought it to be wise
To pay the high price.

I booked it at the Bally hotel
Who’s concierge assured me everything would be swell.

But that was not true
And for some…a reason to sue.

My seat was not the best
As it had NO advertised foot rest.

The advertised window was not big and wide
As there was a bathroom on my right side.

The space to get into the bathroom was not wide
And for someone to enter I had to move far to the left side

Therefore I could not take a nap
Because I would awaken with a hard slap.

Every time someone used it
My right foot and knee were hit.

The odor was more than offensive
For all this inconvenience my ticket was too expensive.

I will inform the company’s CEO
That I will not be on another of his busses to be on the go.

Unless he offers a restitution
As his solution.

Which For advertising ” A company you can trust”
At minimal is a must.