High tea is for many a favorite pastime.
Also the parties to taste wine.

There are lectures about care…
Of eyes, skin and hair.

Lectures about curing aches and pains
But don’t expect any gains…

It is about products you should buy
For a prices that are very high.

But these seminars are not attended by too many
As seasoned cruisers do not spend a penny

On miracle lotions
Or promising potions.

But on this ship there is a doctor on board
That offers enhancement of a different sort.

With a twinkle
He can fill every line or wrinkle.

I wonder why people think it is healthy…pretty or wise…
To have their lips made double the size.

My opinion I do not need to voice
I appreciate everyone can exercise their choice

In any case
I hope they are happy with their new expensive face.