My midriff bulge I had hoped would stay away
But all at once I noticed it today

I was never slim
But for my size felt fit and trim

Everything was always uplifted
But now my fat cells seem to have shifted

A dilemma many endure
And for which there is no real cure

Everyone is amazed
Seeing fat cells settle around their waist

No longer necessary to exercise in vain.
Because even if you do not gain

Your fat cells stick together
In the middle forever.