Congratulations to Rob Meisenholder…
Who turns another year older.

And at this special time
You deserve a special rhyme.

I want you to know when a man turns fifty,
Something happens that is very nifty…

You become a member of the Abraham club…
If you don’t believe me you can look it up.

In a unique way,
You will meet Abraham on your 50th birthday.

Like Abraham, you are now “old” and wise,
And people will often ask you for advice.

You will continue to show good judgment
To keep movie producers content.

And you will never unravel
From often and distant travel.

I know you will not celebrate alone,
But with your friends in your new home.

Do it with a big bam!
Because you won’t live as long as Abraham.

And since you’ll stay in Berlin for awhile,
Celebrate this 50th birthday Berliner style…

With bratwurst and beers…
While I wish you many more happy years.